questa è la goccia che fa traboccare il vaso
e allora sbrigati a bere
The whole world is about three drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart
Help! I fell and I can’t reach my vodka.
You know your drunk when…
Una vera donna potrebbe farmi smettere di bere. Certo, dovrebbe essere davvero muscolosa
Non bere mentre guidi, potresti incontrare una buca e rovesciare il tuo whiskey
The drinking will continue until your liver’s attitude improves.
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My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.
it’s not drinking alone if your dog is at home
I stay healthy in summer by eating fruit’s that is garneshing my cocktails
c’è birra dopo la morte?
i swear to drunk i’m not God
Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder
in dog beers i have only had one
I’m outdoorsy in the sense that I like getting drunk on patios
Hi I’m Jeff and I’m an alcoholic”- *uncomfortable murmur* “I’ll be your captain today
you are not hangover. you have gravitational wave sensitivity