you are not hangover. you have gravitational wave sensitivity
screw the cracker. Polly wants a cocktail.
Money can’t buy happiness, but they can buy martinis, which are kinda the same thing
Le vie dei cocktail sono infinite
I don’t have a problem with whiskey, I have a problem without it
I’ll be there in a Prosecco
It’s a vodka bomb!
Sure, I’ll go on a run with you. But only if it’s to the liquor store.
Why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?
This cocktail tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
Vodka is just awesome water
Beer is not the answer, it’s the question. The answer is yes
I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t get a drink
A meal without wine is breakfast
I have a feeling that my check liver light may come on this weekend
Dr Ink is the best kind of doctor
Beer. The reason I wake up every afternoon
HAI FAME? BEVI!
La vera sconvolgente storia di Hey, Barista!
Mai visto un elefante ubriaco?