Storia

you are not hangover. you have gravitational wave sensitivity

Storia

Money can’t buy happiness, but they can buy martinis, which are kinda the same thing

Storia

I don’t have a problem with whiskey, I have a problem without it

Storia

Sure, I’ll go on a run with you. But only if it’s to the liquor store.

Storia

This cocktail tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow

Storia

Beer is not the answer, it’s the question. The answer is yes

Storia

I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t get a drink

Storia

I have a feeling that my check liver light may come on this weekend